When I was creating this account, I was visiting a friend. He had a cardinal that was throwing itself against the window. Stupid bird.
So are cardinals the bird equivalent of niggers? I am sure you are a bird, so I am just trying to make your little story make sense.
Here is my best take: Your bird friend invites you over to make a Poal account together and he has a cardinal slave bird (because that is allowed for birds still) and it was being all retarded and it inadvertently helped you come up with an awesome username.
Please correct me anywhere I am wrong.
No no, please continue. This is interesting.
please continue
To continue I will need your home address. This type of story is better in person.
121 E EASY ST MYTOWN USA 12345-6789
See you there!
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