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You might wanna ask the expert here:

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I'm serious skip, vulture attacks are up

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A bird's gotta eat. Those mini fusion reactors that keep our batteries charged don't run on thin air.

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We can neither confirm nor deny that.

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You're like the fucking mossad!

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We're not filthy jews. We are willing to admit, on record, that we are out to get you.

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You've been using your own cannibalized feathers as pens for centuries!

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Birdshot will put an end to that beef real quick. Become ungovernable. Fuck those winged niggers.

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What the hell man? , did you know vultures can projectile vomit anthrax and shit up to 20 yard?

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Offer them rum ham. Drunk birds are hilarious.

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A bird poked my eye earlier this month. I couldn't sleep for three days straight while it was healing.

If I survived, I think you'll be just fine.

But yes, they are plotting against you.

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My neighbors bird came at my face other day