We are leveraging non-traditional real estate to provide a marketplace for an underserved urban base of hungry consumers with potential for high income growth in the next 5-10 year
So you're going to be a slum lord to a bunch of inner-city niggers?
Selling tents to people under I-95
Selling tents to people under I-95
You'd make better money selling fentanyl and meth to them instead.
You'd make better money selling fentanyl and meth to them instead.
That is the brilliant part about the business; the tents contain a starter pack of fent and meth, along with a pen and notebook.
We get them to sign up for a subscription service, which includes tent repairs and periodic fent/meth deliveries, but in exchange we have the rights to any poetry/death threats they write in the notebook. This is how we leverage the value out of a growing urban user base.
It really is a brilliant business model; you should fly out and see what we have to offer.
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