>How does horse handicapping work? Like a cripple? This is just a regular calculator. The way you use it is by first putting all the money you have left on your horse then pulling a Tanya Harding on the horse that is the favorite for the race. Then you watch the race. Whatever the outcome of the race is, you use the calculator to determine if you can payoff your loan shark and live another day or figure if you can skip town and lay low under a new identity in a different state. If you win big, you can calculate how badly the jews are going to fuck you over on your winnings. If things go bad, your surviving kin get to pawn this piece of shit to help pay off your other gambling debts after the jewish mafia sends you to live with the fishes. I'm pretty sure this picture is from inside a pawn shop. The previous owner...well...RIP gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.