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[–] • 6 pts

Mushy baked fruit drowning in sugary syrup is not my thing. I'd rather eat the apple as it is and perhaps some cheese and grapes to go with it if there's a nice White wine available. Keep your slimy baked apples. That's MY line in the sand.

[–] • 3 pts

We should team up and murder these cheesy apple fucks. Enough is enough.

[–] • 3 pts

We should team up and murder these cheesy apple fucks. Enough is enough.

We'll get to them after the jews are dealt with. Priorities are important.

[–] • 3 pts

I understand. <Discreetly hides slice of pie behind his back>

[–] • 2 pts

The pie id fine, and I'm lactose tolerant. Just don't do it.

[–] • 3 pts

I will murder every single one of you apple filling cheese eaters.

[–] • 3 pts

So here is the thing. What if I give you some Cheese... Then PUT SOME APPLE ON IT.

What are you going to do now? Fight me?

FIGHT ME!

Really though. I don't get the cheese thing on apple pie. I just don't.

[–] • 3 pts

Have you ever tried it? Cheese is weirdly good on lots of things. I know a slice of apple with cheese on it is great. I think you should try it.

[–] • 1 pt

I love a crisp apple and a slice of sharp cheddar. The first time I visited Indiana, a diner offered me homemade apple pie with cheddar, I was appalled at first, but said what the hey, it was excellent.

[–] • 0 pt

You are not a real American. If you fuck with apple pie... you use ice cream.

[–] • 0 pt

1st generation, my palate was formed with traditional dishes as we didn't have a lot of money in my early years. Pasta, blood sausage, liver, and wild game were my childhood dinners, with cheese as a dessert. I have travelled around the US and Europe and have enjoyed, what some to consider bizarre foods. Walking cheese in Sardinia, fried bologna in West Virginia, fry sauce in Utah, haggis in Scotland, and yes cheddar cheese on apple pie in Indiana.

[–] • 0 pt

But what if I hand you a piece of cheese with apple pie?