I wrote a hiking song back when Voat was still a thing, it's called "Hey there black bear". You have to sing it real loud so the bears can hear you coming. They aren't too dangerous so long as you don't spook em. >[verse] Now blacks and bears can both be vicious creatures but the bear has honor enough to fight you on his own and the average bear you see respects your property Oh bear your more civilized it's true Ol' bear I'd rather be alone with you >[pre-chous] Oh I'd rather meet a black bear than a nigger At least a bear never tried to rape my wife Oh I'd rather meet a black bear than a nigger I've never seen a bear try to stab me with a knife Oh I'd rather meet a black bear than a nigger At least the bear is native wildlife >[chorus] Hey there black bear don't you know I wrote this song for you I'm singing it to let you know that I'm coming through Hey there black bear it's probably best you avoid those niggers too Yeah it's probably best you avoid those niggers too >[verse] Now bears like all good folk live in the country Thank God the blacks don't leave their concrete zone But still they can't seem to leave us alone In the cities they live like rats, at least bears don't vote in democrats and the bear is probably smarter too, ooo! Yeah that ol' bear has got to be smarter too >[pre-chous] Oh I'd rather meet a black bear than a nigger Sometimes I'll see one when I'm on the roam Oh I'd rather meet a black bear than a nigger but I'd shoot them both if I found one in my home Oh I'd rather meet a black bear than a nigger At least the bear ain't trying to block the road Oh I'd rather meet a black bear than a nigger Sometimes I wish they'd all explode >[chorus] >[verse] Now bears and boons are both born to single mothers but the bear she does just fine on her own The bear works to feed cubs, the nog collects dem gubment stubs Deep down your know it's true (and you can thank a jew) You ol' bear I've got more respect for you You ol' bear I've got more respect for you