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If you think about it, Cathlicks are really just celebrating Jesus dying and a virgin losing her innocence

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Drug prohibition is doing to Mexico what alcohol prohibition did to Chicago

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Ilhan Omar deliberately got caught cheating so that she could not be deported back to Somalia because they would stone her to death.

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Be a shame if someone anonymously whistleblowed on a couple Demonrats

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Universities are the 21st century's mental hospitals.

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Greta Thunberg's handlers are using her as a human shield. That makes them terrorists.

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Zombies became so "popular" so quickly, because (((they))) are actively working on making the virus, and were letting us know the future

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Your dick & balls have millions of future dicks-n-balls inside... it's like dick-ception

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Our grandparents fought Nazis so we could be called Nazis for believing what our grandparents believed.

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Good people get angry when you lie about them; bad people get angry when you tell the truth about them.

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Everyone's worried about aliens for various reasons, but I don't think anyone considers the literal blood sucking issues.

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When you're young, you outgrow things. But as you get older and continue to outgrow things while others do not, it's deeply disappointing.

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What If Hitler won World War 2?

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Cauliflower is the STD of the vegetable world.

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Waiting for voat to load is like using a Windows PC.

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There won't be a civil war or race war until the feds are done letting the disadvantaged side amass illegal weapons

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If AI begins making pop music hits, will an AI come along that makes parodies of that music? Will it be called Weird AI?

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong, but a tax is a fine for doing well.

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Tug-of-war should really be named war-of-tug.

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We learn to read, then, we read to learn.

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When you give someone food, you are feeding them, but if you give them water, you aren’t watering them.

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A jail and a prison are basically the same thing, but a jailer and a prisoner are completely different.

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If the movie Fatal Attraction had been about false accusation rather than attempted murder she would have gotten away with it.

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I am convinced that the yarmulke was invented by a Jew that wanted to cover a bald spot, but didn't want to pay for an entire hat.

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