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[–] • 4 pts

All I know is I lost my mind.

[–] • 2 pts

Great. Now pixies are playing in my head.

[–] • 1 pt

Fuck, me too man. Always reminds me of the ending to Fight Club and now I want to watch that again. Chain reaction.

[–] • 1 pt

That'll larn ya tah keep the doors closed.

[–] • 1 pt

That implies I have agency.

[–] • 2 pts

Far out, dude. <Bong noises>

[–] • 2 pts

In risk management terms, I would define it as: one suffered a loss event.

[–] • 1 pt

Was it a scheduled or unscheduled loss event, and can you inform me in advance the next time you have an unplanned emergency?

[–] • 1 pt

Most times, unscheduled, but desperate times call for desperate measures. It's all there in my quantitative risk assessment report.

[–] • 2 pts

I'll take your report and stare at it like I'm very interested in the data but in reality I'll simply file it away and never look at it again.

[–] • 1 pt

Are we really in our head? Or are our souls just prisoners of this form?

[–] • 1 pt

Are we really in our head?

Yeah, the brain is the bridge/gateway between the physical world and our inner spirit.

[–] • 1 pt

Must be why jews are doing everything they can to overload our senses.

[–] • 1 pt

When Mary Stuart was beheaded it was done so inefficiently witness reports claim when her head finally left it's moorings the eyes blinked and the teeth chattered for several minutes.

[–] • 0 pt

Your head can fall off of your body but your body can't fall off of your head.

[–] • 0 pt

Whoa, man. That's deep. You should like, I don't know, write a book or something.