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be King of Prussia, Frederick the Great 18th century, fighting Austrians and everyone else could side with the based Orthodox Greeks still under the turkish yoke help liberate Constantinople, restore the Empire of the Romans, become defender of the true faith tfw eternal glory, Hagia Sophia ringing bells again, icons everywhere instead "nah, let's ally with the Sultan" send envoys, sign treaties, keep the Porte happy to screw Habsburgs mfw chooses the infidel over the heirs of Byzantium centuries pass fast forward to 1898 now Kaiser Wilhelm II, grandson's grandson or whatever goes to the Holy Land, Damascus stands up and proclaims himself "Protector of the muslims" literally the new Caliph in the eyes of some bro could have been a defender of the Christian faith but no family tradition: always pick the ottomans mfw Germany ends up allied with the turks in WW1 too Orthodox bros watching from heaven with scorn tfw Prussia/Germany delayed the Byzantine restoration arc

>be King of Prussia, Frederick the Great >18th century, fighting Austrians and everyone else >could side with the based Orthodox Greeks still under the turkish yoke >help liberate Constantinople, restore the Empire of the Romans, become defender of the true faith >tfw eternal glory, Hagia Sophia ringing bells again, icons everywhere >instead >"nah, let's ally with the Sultan" >send envoys, sign treaties, keep the Porte happy to screw Habsburgs >mfw chooses the infidel over the heirs of Byzantium >centuries pass >fast forward to 1898 >now Kaiser Wilhelm II, grandson's grandson or whatever >goes to the Holy Land, Damascus >stands up and proclaims himself "Protector of the muslims" >literally the new Caliph in the eyes of some >bro could have been a defender of the Christian faith >but no >family tradition: always pick the ottomans >mfw Germany ends up allied with the turks in WW1 too >Orthodox bros watching from heaven with scorn >tfw Prussia/Germany delayed the Byzantine restoration arc
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Even today it makes no sense to have included Turkistan in NATO

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The jews were allowed to practice their "faith" during the ottoman days, plus the turkroach fears the Russian.