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I grew up camping and enjoying the outdoors. Until I went through USAF survival school. I never enjoyed camping again. Fuck that. Surviving sucks! It was harsh. I starved for a couple days, until I murdered two squirrels. Ate one, instructor took the other one for the class. (I was very hungry) I was ready to kill anything and everything that could be food. I definitely learned survival training.

I grew up camping and enjoying the outdoors. Until I went through USAF survival school. I never enjoyed camping again. Fuck that. Surviving sucks! It was harsh. I starved for a couple days, until I murdered two squirrels. Ate one, instructor took the other one for the class. (I was very hungry) I was ready to kill anything and everything that could be food. I definitely learned survival training.

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Pretty much the same for me only I want a desk pilot I'm a Marine and Holy shit if you think you had a bad time in the chair force outside sleeping on the ground in your hotel parking lot that caused you to hate camping as an adult just for going hungry for few days really confirms I'm option on you fly boys.

Cold weather survival training was a month long 1 week class instruction 1 week training prep 2 weeks surviving like your crashed in a plane with 1 days with of gear. You ate a squirrel and now you can't camp. Fuck 🤨

Then I had the glorious opportunity to go to SERE school. Lets just say, getting tortured for a learning experience after having to be out in the jungle for a week is not fucking fun.

Camping sucks. Suck it buttercup, pull the dildo out of your ass and stop being a pussy camping is fun now and you don't have to be miserable you stupid fuck.

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Theres a sere school near me, ive talked to some of the guys going through it on occasion and they all seemed to be enjoying it. First time i talked to them they were butchering a free range cow in the national forest. Im assuming the cattleman was paid and aware.

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Doubtful.

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Why is that?

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Last week, I survived for almost 10 grueling hours without my phone or knowing if I had lost it or not. An hour after I had left it at home, I started getting extremely anxious and I became distant and dissociative.I had wanted to curl up fetally at times and I totally identified with known dumb faggot Chris McCandless of "Into the Wild ' fame. It was harsh and savage and I would never wish it upon anyone.

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Respect. I once went without food for several days. I was hungry. I can’t imagine how you felt off the grid. Horrible! Food is overrated.

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I completely identify with you there. Last month, I forgot to pack my Monster Lo-Carb drink for work and it totally ruined my night.

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I love camping. I can go with the family and a tent and a patrol box, but my favorite is going out with a backpack and foraging. Being out in the wilderness with just your own skills is a very humbling experience.

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You don't have to do survival school type camping, do it in a way you enjoy. Don't let them ruin it for you.

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If it’s not cozy, I’m not playing. I survived under the harshest conditions. Im done with that!

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If it’s not cozy, I’m not playing. I survived under the harshest conditions. Im done with that!

Ok, you are forcing me to say it:

Camp smarter, not harder. No one is saying you can't camp and enjoy it.

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It’s been worse and it’s been horrible. I survived. As planned. Survival training is not a pretty thing. It means you lived despite the suffering. Think about that.

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I’ve never gone camping again.

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And yes I know exactly what I have to do. I can start a fire in rainy/snowy conditions. I will survive. I will eat the best parts of your body. I will save the rest for my animals. My dogs love me.

Scary I know, I was just trying to be scary. I’m not a cannibal, and my dogs don’t eat people. They are lovely dogs.

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You sound like a woman......

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I'm sure OP is a faggot or takes it in the ass.