I hate fireworks. No matter how hot and dry it is, motherfuckers always shoot off fireworks and start forest fires that burn down peoples homes. Every god damn year. You want to blow off fireworks on new years when theres snow covering everything? Fine, go for it, its your money. But 4th of july? I want to drive around catching people doing that shit and beat them with a fish bat.
I hate fireworks. No matter how hot and dry it is, motherfuckers always shoot off fireworks and start forest fires that burn down peoples homes. Every god damn year. You want to blow off fireworks on new years when theres snow covering everything? Fine, go for it, its your money. But 4th of july? I want to drive around catching people doing that shit and beat them with a fish bat.
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