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Ancient cowboy wisdom: There are those whom would rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing.

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Damn but what if she's singing about farts and she's making me laugh my ass off?

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Like that Cranberry's song:

Did you have to

Did you have to

Pull my finger!

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Oh the lyrics

Did you have to pull my finger

Since now this smell does linger

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It's all fun and games until the Cranberry's turns into Lynyrd Skynyrd:

Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you, yeah

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Did someone hit on you when you farted?

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He's trying to figure out how to express his interest in @engrish_is_hard without being too on the nose about it.

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"Oooh, are you Flarting with me? You big thilly-billy, or are you playing fart to get?"

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He hangs out on elevators in San Franscisco constantly so it's gonna happen with that hobby.

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Farting in an elevator is wrong...on so many levels.

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LMAO I'm using this. Maybe use the joke with strangers in an elevator "Man farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels" half giggle half you can tell are nervously smelling at the same time.

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Here I sit, broken hearted.

Tried to fart, but only flirted.

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Try it near a gay bar. You will hear a chorus of "Ooh! You sound about my size!"

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ROFLMAO loudly, fuck that was funny, I even read the last part and heard in a queer voice which made me loss it on repressing the loud laugh.

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They call it a "Queer Queef"

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In high school I convinced one of my girlfriends that when guys fart around girls it means they're horny. She had gym class with a few of my friends (but not me) after lunch and I told them to eat anything that gives them gas & cropdust her in class. She broke up with me a few weeks later because of it.

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How else do they do it?

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Lol...

Trll me you made this up and Didn't Read It somewhere..

Its a great Joke.

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There's a surprising amount of scatological fetishes among gays, it is truly disproportionate compared to heterosexual, having one mental illness often means there's something about you that makes you predisposed to other mental illnesses as well, this is why most mental illness diagnosis are comorbid with other ones.

However, most gays do not posses this scatological fetish, and would find flatulence just as disgusting as most.

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and would find flatulence just as disgusting as most.

So you posit that faggot A and faggot B believe farts are gross? Does this thought occur before or after faggot A/B puts his penis inside of faggot A/B's literal shit covered anus?

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Gaped assholes don't make any noise when they pass gas. In that sense bottom AIDS faggots are always silent butt deadly.

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Only if your ass is pressed against his zipper so it feels like you fondling him. So don't do that.

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