You're drinking Di-hydrogen Monoxide mixed with artificially created chemicals which mimic the sweetness of sugar. They're thousands of times stronger than sugar, so the amount they need to produce the same level of sweetness as actual sugar is so little that there is virtually no calories from their addition.
holy shit this has WATER in it?
spits it out
Ok that makes sense
The sweetness actually is from a sugar. But humans lack the enzyme to process that specific sugar. Since its not processed, your body filters it out like other waste. The result is zero calories from the sugar.
Mmm ok.
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