This is a true story. Believe it or not.
I stopped by a friends house, this was back in the early 90's. There was a Rubix Cube on the table and it was fucked. No matches on any side. I never said anything. I just picked it up and began working it really fast. All of a sudden all the sides were the same color. Everyone was shocked. I was fucking shocked because at this time I didn't understand the algorithms of it or anything. It was pure luck or maybe it was a subconsciousness thing. I played it off like I was super cool and talked down to everyone like they were retards. It was glorious.
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