Note: This message is intended to display upon death.
Hello everyone, if you're reading this I probably am dead. Through elaborate means I have found a way for messages to play upon my death.
I know you're thinking, "Starjello, you're running this joke into the ground already." You're right, but what you you don't see is that I must kill this joke so that it is dead like I am. Don't think about the logic too hard, dear. We're not here to think.
My point is simple: institutional integrity. I have things set up to keep some neglected institutions so that in some manner I may keep Poal functioning.
Considering I died and am letting an automated system take over things may become strange. You may notice the @starjello being more lucid and enjoyable now that the degraded mind behind it is gone. I apologize for the convenience. I should've done worse while I was alive.
Note: This message is intended to display upon death.
Hello everyone, if you're reading this I probably am [dead](https://poal.co/s/MSM4Poal/140459). Through elaborate means I have found a way for messages to play upon my death.
I know you're thinking, "Starjello, you're running this joke into the ground already." You're right, but what you you don't see is that I must kill this joke so that it is dead like I am. Don't think about the logic too hard, dear. We're not here to think.
My point is simple: institutional integrity. I have things set up to keep some neglected institutions so that in some manner I may keep Poal functioning.
Considering I died and am letting an automated system take over things may become strange. You may notice the @starjello being more lucid and enjoyable now that the degraded mind behind it is gone. I apologize for the convenience. I should've done worse while I was alive.
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