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Hello everyone, if you're reading this I probably am dead. Through elaborate means I have found a way for messages to play upon my death.

I know you're thinking, "Starjello, you're running this joke into the ground already." You're right, but what you you don't see is that I must kill this joke so that it is dead like I am. Don't think about the logic too hard, dear. We're not here to think.

My point is simple: institutional integrity. I have things set up to keep some neglected institutions so that in some manner I may keep Poal functioning.

Considering I died and am letting an automated system take over things may become strange. You may notice the @starjello being more lucid and enjoyable now that the degraded mind behind it is gone. I apologize for the convenience. I should've done worse while I was alive.

Note: This message is intended to display upon death. Hello everyone, if you're reading this I probably am [dead](https://poal.co/s/MSM4Poal/140459). Through elaborate means I have found a way for messages to play upon my death. I know you're thinking, "Starjello, you're running this joke into the ground already." You're right, but what you you don't see is that I must kill this joke so that it is dead like I am. Don't think about the logic too hard, dear. We're not here to think. My point is simple: institutional integrity. I have things set up to keep some neglected institutions so that in some manner I may keep Poal functioning. Considering I died and am letting an automated system take over things may become strange. You may notice the @starjello being more lucid and enjoyable now that the degraded mind behind it is gone. I apologize for the convenience. I should've done worse while I was alive.

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death

Nobody's ever really gone. They'll just CGI you back to life for the sequel.

I must kill this joke so that it is dead like I am

Yeah, but with enough sustained beating the vibration-induced twitching will give it an almost semi-convincing semblance of a mockery of life.

What'd I say about being clever? It don't bleedin' work, mate!

institutional integrity

That's a dynamic solution of a phrase if I ever heard one! And if there's something I know about things, it's that ain't nobody gets this dynamic without payment in full for services rendered as such. Which would probably suggest that this whole thing is an elaborate jape designed expressly for the purpose of tugging the metaphorical sheepshair down over our figurative, collective eyeballs.

things may become strange

That's a bold statement... 'n' you're also all of about twenty years late to be making it. Me, I'm still entertaining the thought that Y2K killed us all and the intervening time has been some kind of the horrible aftertaste of life itself.