Walker, Texas Ranger reboot is a fucking soap opera. I don't even want to elaborate on it, because the title is self explanatory. They kill Walker's girlfriend in the beginning, and the rest is just him whining and talking with people. It's not anymore about an alpha male archetype fighting evil. It's about a random moron talking with people in a fucking soap opera. I didn't even watch the whole first episode, I fast forwarded till the end, and it was painful, meaningless crap.