Suddenly inexplicable forest fire infernos break out in Japan, wiping out the entire Japanese tree frog population.

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That explanation of how cancer works is oddly similar to how societal cancerous elements evade justice and kill the organism as a whole. All it takes is for the organism to start seeing it as a problem and it'll be solved overnight. Perhaps there's an example to follow from this bacteria.

Extremely rare pepe?

Gay or straight frogs?