"SpaceX will be launching a man mission to the Microslop orbital data platform this afternoon to reboot a server that has froze and went BSOD six week ago"

I guess those magic solar panels will provide power.

It’s still wildly impractical to build AI datacenters in space. But it’s not impossible

Who was arguing that it was impossible? It doesn't even need to be wildly impractical to make it impossible to make business sense. The whole pitch is that it makes great sense and would be cheaper, since you have "free" sun power and the "cold" vacuum of space. You can't easily argue against the solar panels to a random person (well you'll just have a smaller data center then), but not being able to cool it without a huge structure makes it clear how bad of an idea it is.

It won’t work. The International Space Station has huge radiator wings specifically to dump excess heat into space. Without them, onboard electronics and life-support systems would cook themselves.

Radiative cooling is much slower and less efficient than air cooling. In sunlight, spacecraft can actually overheat with the added heat of sun.

The size of the radiator would be so massive it would be outside of reason to build.

This is fake and gay, just like all things space.

We can’t even go (((back))) to the moon, but this will work.

Sure, totally believable. Use your fucking brains people.