Man I need to smoke a joint then re-read that.
The really fucked-up part is that the flattening effect only affects the Observer, so the distances between objects in the Universe is never absolute, and always depends on relative velocity. But the Universe isn't REALLY flattening and expanding, it's just that Space and Time are two facets of the same thing, which we call Spacetime, and so since the distances can't "REALLY" be that variable, what happens is that Time moves at a different pace. You see, velocity is a rate of distance (Space) over Time. So Time simply lengthens and foreshortens to every Observer based on his relative velocity to any given object. Mathematically, that's the exact same thing as the DISTANCE changing, since the velocity is the only true variable in the equation.
Shit, now I need some pot too!
Trust me, you still won't understand but now you know it doesn't matter since it's a make believe scenario so no fucks given whether you understood it or not it still doesn't matter and you're high now so it's OK with you.
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