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Look I know you'd leap straight to making out with your alternate duplicate selves, but I'd prefer that you talk to them than suck each other off in your typical idiom. Just this once, for the good of the Multiverse, please.

[–] 1 pt

That escalated quickly. I think I should buy stock in Kleenex as you will surely be using a lot as you crank it off to these thoughts.

You're the one who told me that talking to your alternate duplicate selves was somehow more gay than fucking them. I try to help you go straight and this is the thanks I get, you diluting the good brand name of Kleenex. It's called a FACIAL TISSUE you Goddamn barbarian Visigoth.

[–] 1 pt

It's ok, when you give it a "facial', it maintains the label.