Every time we make an observation of an event and collapse a probability wave, we spawn new timelines. All the parallel Earths share entangled particles. So theoretically you should be able to build a transceiver that allows you to talk to various parallel Earths. So you can finally communicate with the versions of yourselves that aren't such faggots.
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Wanting to talk to them? That sounds kind of gay. What will you propose next? Snuggle with them?
Look I know you'd leap straight to making out with your alternate duplicate selves, but I'd prefer that you talk to them than suck each other off in your typical idiom. Just this once, for the good of the Multiverse, please.
That escalated quickly. I think I should buy stock in Kleenex as you will surely be using a lot as you crank it off to these thoughts.
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