That’s strange, you need to figure out a way to put it to good use. Look up auto brewery syndrome. That’s a weird one. Your body converts carbohydrates to alcohol so you’re unknowingly an alcoholic. How did you find out you’re immune to morphine anyways? In a way it’s good, you definitely won’t have a drug problem with opioids, on the other hand though sometimes it’s fun getting High on those things. Lol not sometimes, all the time. Again, the most important thing is you send me your dick pics. Maybe if we analyze your dick pics we can find out why you have this occur in your body. I have a doctorate in human body shit. From. Harvard or something. Whatever. Send me your pics fag
I had a c section and they gave me morphine when the spinal wore off. It did nothing to my delight. I still remember the feeling of being rolled down the hall with zero pain killer, every bump and turn. Delightful.
Before I knew any better I also did one of those DNA profiles. My genetics told me this but this was about a year after that happened. You're right though, I'm sure there is an upside to this. I don't actually think it's a defect or mutation. I also metabolize alcohol so quickly that it's almost impossible for me to get drunk like other people do. I'm not a cheap date, at all.
I shared this because I recently tried to use Kratom and I was extremely disappointed that it didn't work. It's kind of a duh moment, obviously it wouldn't work for me since morphine doesn't and they both use opiate receptors in the brain.
Oh well.
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