Physicist 1: "Fuck you guys, budget is due in a week and we don't have shit to show them for the millions they've given us."
Physicist 2: "Lol, what are you worried about, last time this happened, I told them I almost discovered dark matter"
Physicist 1: "And?"
Physicist 2: "Shit man, I've had a job for 20 years with raises! Who the fuck is going to prove me wrong? China? They just copy my bullshit, making an even better case for me"
Physicist 1: "Fuck you guys, budget is due in a week and we don't have shit to show them for the millions they've given us."
Physicist 2: "Lol, what are you worried about, last time this happened, I told them I almost discovered dark matter"
Physicist 1: "And?"
Physicist 2: "Shit man, I've had a job for 20 years with raises! Who the fuck is going to prove me wrong? China? They just copy my bullshit, making an even better case for me"
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