**BETTER DIRECT LINK:**
https://theconversation.com/evidence-of-brand-new-physics-at-cern-why-were-cautiously-optimistic-about-our-new-findings-157464
Much more tenuous than my farts. What a ridiculous hypothesis. What will we call this new "Force," Muonity? How did we even HAVE a cosmology without a strong explanation of a fundamental force that pushes certain quark recombinations to produce more muons than "expected" anyway? Thank goodness these fags came along to fix the Universe.
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