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I think uh about the thing, ya know, uh when you're going to be there and that thing happens and it's uh, uh just out of the scope. All animals should be tracked down and given masks. It's the animals people!! The animals! This pandemic, uh, epical situation is making us think uh, about the animals, and uh you! You the people who uh, are here, uh, because of the, uh.... you know!! The thing!

As your, uh President with President Harris, I want squirrel mask, cat masks, fog masks, monkey masks, elephant masks and even bear masks (with danger pay), uh those are American workers. Putting masks on bears!

These are the uh, workers we support. Maybe we can even get some of that water equipment. You know uh, you breathe underwater! It's called going scuba!

Shark masks are next on our thing.. uh, wait I remember this one...

uhh uhgenda.

  • Joesph Biden
*I think uh about the thing, ya know, uh when you're going to be there and that thing happens and it's uh, uh just out of the scope. All animals should be tracked down and given masks. It's the animals people!! The animals! This pandemic, uh, epical situation is making us think uh, about the animals, and uh you! You the people who uh, are here, uh, because of the, uh.... you know!! The thing!* *As your, uh President with President Harris, I want squirrel mask, cat masks, fog masks, monkey masks, elephant masks and even bear masks (with danger pay), uh those are American workers. Putting masks on bears!* *These are the uh, workers we support. Maybe we can even get some of that water equipment. You know uh, you breathe underwater! It's called going scuba!* *Shark masks are next on our thing.. uh, wait I remember this one...* *uhh uhgenda.* - Joesph Biden

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Pets wearing masks should totally be a thing.

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I choose not to wear a mask but my pet bat does

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Take a quick break joe, we'll circle back to you

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cats catch covid easily

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And then I pay $5,000 vet bill for removal of intestinal obstruction after my dog eats his face mask.

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Actually humans gave covid to ferrets. Ferrets and minks have a really similar immune system to people I read, and a bunch of ferrets in captivity had to be put down and they are worried that the wild populations are gonna get the wuhan flu now.

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I smuggled a ferret into California once, 2 babies in a Big Gulp cup (only put em in the cup during checkpoints 1-2m max, there was ice at the bottom and they were sound asleep).

I miss podo, he was a badass. He used to fetch my keys for me, though he would rarely give them up willingly once he had them.

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Sounds fun. Scientists use them alot in studies because of their similarities to humans.