Since bacon is so easy to make at home, I expect they'll ban selling the pork belly cuts. With no way to make a considerable profit, sellers will render the meat down into lard which won't be banned, and will eventually be used for cooking french fries instead. No worries though, by then Sharia law will be enforced and pig eaters will be executed.
Since bacon is so easy to make at home, I expect they'll ban selling the pork belly cuts. With no way to make a considerable profit, sellers will render the meat down into lard which won't be banned, and will eventually be used for cooking french fries instead. No worries though, by then Sharia law will be enforced and pig eaters will be executed.
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