There are three theories: the electric spark, the clay breeding ground and the deep-sea vent. Which one best interests your beliefs? And, what is your own theory?
Ignorant design - Life was created by a god who wasn't so bright. Man was created in his image.
Well, maybe God didn't create us because God is perfect!
Earth got impregnated by an asteroid.
Makes sense! It is said that asteroids carried the first form of life.
Mexicans. They're fucking everywhere
Ha ha ha ha! You have to love the Mexicans, I guess.
But, that's not how life started. So, you're saying that Aliens have had us in a computer simulation since the beginning of time?
God created the dinosaurs so jesus could ride on them.
Ha ha ha haaaa! Jesus was much bigger than dinosaurs and dinosaurs are older than Jesus.
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