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Were you on board (mentioned earlier?) at the time? How does sleeping at sea affect your dreams?

I think I'll name my yacht Titanic. Keep the loonies away.

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Yeah, i was freezing my nuts off, but you know how it is when drunk; you hardly notice that much.

I find the gentle movement of the boat extremely relaxing, but weird noises always wake me up a bunch of times through the night, generally. Depending on where we are, of course.

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Ever hear mysterious sounds (signs) of being boarded (similar, but IMAGINARY). My brain likes to (regularly) play tricks on me like that, even on land.

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Yeah, totally!

I mean, you can totally feel if someone steps aboard: the whole boat moves. I felt that! I didn't have my pistol with me that time, so I grabbed my big divers knife and rushed to the companionway and up into the cockpit. Nothing, peaceful, nobody around.

Some dick had thrown a big wake way far away and it somehow moved the boat exactly the way it moves when someone steps aboard. Or it was a ghost. Idunno. Took me ages to get back to sleep that time.