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Only cook what your ancestors made. Can't mix food like people have been mixed. Actually lets just go back to hunting and gathering.

Only cook what your ancestors made. Can't mix food like people have been mixed. Actually lets just go back to hunting and gathering.

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[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Hmm...

I smell an opportunity here. An opportunity for success!

ahem

As the rightful Emperor of China (Don't mind the small communist problem. I've called the exterminators. Repeatedly.), I am hereby announcing the sale of "rice licenses" - which will allow the license holder to legally (and ethically; 100% free trade smugness, no *-isms) consume the traditional food of my people. As I'm currently residing in South Africa, I will price them the local currency, the Grand Azanian Dactary, and competitively, practically giving these things away, for only R1499.95 each.

Which means that if you live in a country with a functional economy, then just, I dunno, write me an IOU for some pocket lint or something. Or don't. I'm not going to tell you how to live your life. Unless you're one of my subjects, in which case REMOVE CPC. REMOVE CPC FROM THE NATION.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

So, in my case, a diet solely consisting of Borscht, black bread, vodka, and oftentimes starvation.

I think I'll just take about bite of my burrito.