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[–] 4 pts

Physically being a hero is worth it.

[–] 2 pts

The meme text implies this guy will be friend zoned forever. Perhaps by the friend he saved....

But imagine him approaching a pretty woman, scar on his face: "Hey, my name is Zhang, what's yours? That's a nice name. Does my scar make you uncomfortable? It made me uncomfortable when I got it, too- I got it when I saved my best female friend from a mugger, he stabbed me in the face while I fought him off."

This guy is geared up to be an absolute pussy slayer, if he has the attitude and desire for it.

Also, I will never denigrate physical courage when it is used to protect innocent people. This guy rescued his friend from an insane person with a knife. Most people reading this would have pushed that woman to the ground and ran. This guy stood his ground and said "I'm not letting you hurt her, ever again, motherfucker" and he lived to tell the tale.

[–] 1 pt

If that's what you think women respond to with arousal then I've got some bad news for you.

9/10 women would friend zone the guy and still hook up with the original attacker and guys like him.

Your imaginary future scenario is laughable. "I got this scar protecting another woman". I actually think it's the "protection" word that dries up pussy faster than "you pay the bill". Don't get me wrong, women want a protector and provider... Just not at the age when they're still viable and beautiful.

[–] 0 pt

Pro tip: don’t go around calling your female friend your “female friend.” Just say “friend” and somehow find an appropriate way to add female pronouns into the conversation if you keep talking about the friend.

Saying “my female friend” just comes off as if you’re some sort of kissless virgin, lol

[–] 0 pt

Here is a life tip the daddy you never had around never gave you.

Women will never give themselves in exchange for what they can get for free. Once they know his scar story they will friend zone him knowing that that will be enough to secure his willingness to be sacrificed

[–] 1 pt

Doing the right thing is always worth it.

[–] 0 pt

And even if you die, Allah will reward you for your intention. This life is fleeting and temporary.

[–] 0 pt

I'll pass on the 32 virgin beekeeper nightmares, but yeah do the right thing and you will have no regrets.

Yeah I’ll poke fun at him but I won’t really shit on him because a lot of guys would’ve just walked away like pussies. Good for him.

[–] 0 pt

So... how hot is the friend?

He wasn’t thinking clearly because he so horny.