It's true, when you're talking to them outside and the sunlight goes into their eyes, they glow red.
Y’know, the thing about asian women, they got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When they comes after ya, they don't seem to be livin’ until they bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…
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