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I’m learning Chinese in case WWIII pops off. I gotta say, it’s fucking difficult learning what amounts to how ants would sound if they could talk.

I’m learning Chinese in case WWIII pops off. I gotta say, it’s fucking difficult learning what amounts to how ants would sound if they could talk.

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I'm learning to click and grunt so that when my replacement gets here I can properly relinquish my post. Am I allowed to even say that? We are not being replaced, right? That's just a right wing conspiracy theory! Maybe I will just go back to practicing at the range.

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Clickity cluck, mufugga. Welfare cluck clack wa’melon clack keel wypipo clickity bix nood.

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Click click bix nood fri chikin clack click mu dik gibs me dat

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Ants talk with pheromones.

I just found out that I can smell ants and this isn't a normal thing. I just always assumed everyone could smell ants.

Was looking at a house to flip. I was like, "This place smells like ants, it's going to be a pain to fix that"... then everyone stares at me like I'm crazy. Sure enough, there were ants living in the walls. Because, why the fuck would the place smell like ants if there weren't any ants!

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Never fucking heard of that... maybe it was just dirty as fuck?

Nope, well it was dirty as fuck, but the smell was ants. Ants have a very distinct chemically smell that doesn't smell like anything else.