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Should I put my beer down during the potential video coference?

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just put on a scottish accent no one will notice

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I do that naturally when drunk. That's my give away. I need better advice!

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Side note. This guy from Ireland would speak perfect English until he had a number of beers in him. Each beer he drank, the Irish would start mounting. It was hilarious. I found I was the only guy at the bar that could understand half of what he said while drunk, HAHA!

That's why you should have gone to the interview drunk so that they think that's just the way you are.

Tell them you are swamped with work and you need to reschedule after you take a nap.

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I went to the interview in desperation. I hadn't worked in three years.

Now I am dedicated to this company. Doesn't matter that I am drunk right now. I can program ten times better than libby faggot programmers while I'm fucking drunk.

Drunk state: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1NmPFgdt6Y