As someone who is actually Muslim, all of your claims are false except for claim number 1. There are no exceptions to murder or fornication, and the punishments of these crimes are only rarely beheading. Eating meat is a sunnah so I don't know what you're smoking about number 6. In Islam it is prohibited in the Quran to commit blasphemy against the idols of pagans, lest the pagans mock the one true deity, the creator of everything that has ever or will ever exist (whom you've called the "Jewish God").
You've literally just made up horseshit and posted it for fun?
yeah i made up the Noahide laws myself you illiterate sandjogger. Maybe your towel is on too tight. Keep being the broom of Israel & their useful idiot dupe roaches. Jews will impose their rules on us all. Your only purpose in life is to be a meat shield & sword for Jews against Europeans. Tahanina
...then Muhammad was Poisoned by a Jew. A Jewish Woman Poisoned a Lamb Shank that Killed Muhammed in 632AD. (nairaland.com)
Noahide laws:
https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/the-seven-noachide-laws
https://www.aish.com/jl/jnj/nj/The-7-Noachide-Laws.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noahidism#The_Seven_Laws_of_Noah
US Law passed by Congress (files.catbox.moe)
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