Mechanical turbo encabulators are so last century. Solid-state encabulators in standard JDEC package outlines are where things are at now. The latest versions even sport MEMS (micro-electromechanical systems) on board to allow these digital devices to couple to older mechanical linkages for upgrading the out-moded technologies still employed in the field today. The next generation of quantum dot encabulators are promising huge leaps forward in encabulation by the use of quantum tunneling and phonon-coupling of standing acoustic waves which are yielding greater than 5-Sigma on output signal multiplexing. When paired with AI tensor arrays, these quantum encabulators can simultaneously transfer inverse reactive current and synchronize hyper-scaled federated clusters of nano-grameters under constant or transient-phased excimer catalytic reactions for lambda adjusted excitons. All of that will be possible while using mere nano-Watts of power with high peak-to-peak ripple power supplies. The future is going to be amazing since we'll finally be able to finish the coding on Half-Life 3.
we'll finally be able to finish the coding on Half-Life 3
Half-Life 3 was finished years ago. It was so revolutionary, so groundbreaking in both it's story and what could be done with the game engine, that the government immediately stepped in and took it to a secure storage location. Playtesters were literally having aneurisms because of it's approach to coding. It's rumored to have killed 73 people before it was taken and all of the coders sent through a re-conditioning program. You think there's gold in Fort Knox? Think again, mister. This is the real shit. You think it's a joke? Wait until you turn on the television one day and wonder why there's blood running out of your nose as you lay on the floor. It's been weaponized. Mark my words, you'll wish you listened to them one day.
Excellent update to an older technology! Good to know. I'll retire my older encabulator right away.
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