I lost my virginity many decades ago. Never found it. Now I'm losing my hair, but I find it everywhere.
Wait until you lose your marbles and then step on them in the dark.
In that event, I might fall and break a hip if I lost my bearings too.
You don't want to do that.
I was tired of my beard so I shaved. Now it's back to, aw you're so cute, but too young for me. Yet I'm feeling old, perception of time, sore, etc. plus peter pan syndrome.
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