That's an odd thing to say. Did you know that the Argentine lake duck has a penis as long as it's body? 17" dong. Barnacles have the largest penis to body size ratio, eight times their body length. Because they're sedentary creatures their penises have to cover some distance to say hi to the neighbors.
Damn. Better I find out now than getting clock slapped midair by one
Chances are slim, you're more likely to win a China man's foot in a heated game of mahjong.
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