tell your cousins to stop squatting on people's properties!
There are those that would argue we're refugees in a world built for birds. Trees, insects, flowers, herds, dinosaurs were king; there's truth to their words. Let them sing, come what may. They are king, letting us stay...
Faggot
There are only a handful of birds capable of calling someone a niggerfaggot.
Aye, the poaler's parrot. Most other birds are just saying "hey, I'm over here" all the time.
nice
Looks like an avian glory hole
That's an odd thing to say. Did you know that the Argentine lake duck has a penis as long as it's body? 17" dong. Barnacles have the largest penis to body size ratio, eight times their body length. Because they're sedentary creatures their penises have to cover some distance to say hi to the neighbors.
Damn. Better I find out now than getting clock slapped midair by one
Chances are slim, you're more likely to win a China man's foot in a heated game of mahjong.
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