On da firs' day of Kwanzaa, my bitch done gib to me...a big jar of Afro Sheen. On da secon' day of Kwanzaa, my bitch done gib to me...two pack of Newport. On da fird day of Kwanzaa, my bitch done gibs to me...three forty ounce. On da fourth day of Kwanzaa, my bitch done gib to me...fo' EBT cards. On da fif day of Kwanzaa, my bitch done gib to me...Fiiiiive golden teef! On da sixth day of Kwanzaa, my bitch done gib to me...six grape blunts.
Sing it, niggers.
Don't you mean tree forty ounce? Like the Newports cost tree-fiddy?
On da sebenth day of Kwanza, my bitch done gib to me ... a tube ob dat herpes cure creme
On dat eight day o kwanzaa mah whip got repoz'ed an dey take muh bullet proof vess
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