![Ever get that feeling there's a fingernail under your fingernail? [3504x4656 - 2MB]](https://pic8.co/sh/c7D5ZM.jpg){kind=link}
No. You are having a psychotic break. Get help.
No. You are having a psychotic break. Get help.
Could be those shrooms I had instead of lunch...
Could be those shrooms I had instead of lunch...
Sometimes I do.
Sometimes I do.
Yo dawg, we heard you like finger nails so we put a fingernail under your fingernail.
Yo dawg, we heard you like finger nails so we put a fingernail under your fingernail.
Better than loosing another finger tip. But really, my friend, stop hurting your fingers!
Better than loosing another finger tip. But really, my friend, stop hurting your fingers!
I still got six to go, I ain't throwing in the towel yet.
I still got six to go, I ain't throwing in the towel yet.
A carpenter would say "I hit the wrong nail..."
A carpenter would say "I hit the wrong nail..."
I know a couple carpenters. From my experience, I'd have to say that your incorrect.
I know a couple carpenters. From my experience, I'd have to say that your incorrect.
Guess again...
Guess again...
I won't. The carpenters I associate with would not make that joke. They're throw a hammer at the guy that did.
I won't. The carpenters I associate with would not make that joke. They're throw a hammer at the guy that did.
NSFW BUT I HAD THE THOUGHT AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT
NSFW BUT I HAD THE THOUGHT AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT
[You finger your wife with that?](#spoiler)
C'mon man, that's my wife you're talking about
C'mon man, that's my wife you're talking about [I finger her with my penis.](#spoiler)
It's like when you see a fat black chick with those long ass fingernails, and you just can't stop wondering how she wipes her butt
It's like when you see a fat black chick with those long ass fingernails, and you just can't stop wondering how she wipes her butt
I don't usually wonder about anyone's wiping procedure...
I don't usually wonder about anyone's wiping procedure...
Flat as a board, easy to nail with an ass like 60 grit.
Flat as a board, easy to nail with an ass like 60 grit.
When I was a kid I fucked up my thumb with a hammer and for nearly the next year I was picking shard like skin out of it until finally decided to heal. Hopefully this poor bastard's nail grows back in normal in a few months.
When I was a kid I fucked up my thumb with a hammer and for nearly the next year I was picking shard like skin out of it until finally decided to heal. Hopefully this poor bastard's nail grows back in normal in a few months.
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