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The other day I was in the city. I hate driving in the city. I pulled into what I thought was a parking lot for the place i needed, but for some ungodly reason there was a divider and if I wanted the right parking lot I'd have to go back out into traffic. I didn't want to do that but I didn't want them to boot my car, which happens sometimes if you park in a lot where you don't intend to use the parking lot for the intended buildings. So that's how I ended up in a starbucks.

While waiting for the coffee I noticed on the menu they advertised putting extra virgin olive oil in their coffee as a cool new option. Then I noticed in their merch they had a tiny fancy looking container you can buy that is simply extra virgin olive oil. The price wasn't on it so I assume it's overpriced.

Now, I did host a post a while back asking about the way people like to take their coffee and I was surprised at the number of people who put oil in their coffee, but I never saw anyone comment anything about olive oil. But if extra virgin olive oil is yummy in coffee, will fancy oil really improve the experience that much?

Not a rant, just perplexed

The other day I was in the city. I hate driving in the city. I pulled into what I thought was a parking lot for the place i needed, but for some ungodly reason there was a divider and if I wanted the right parking lot I'd have to go back out into traffic. I didn't want to do that but I didn't want them to boot my car, which happens sometimes if you park in a lot where you don't intend to use the parking lot for the intended buildings. So that's how I ended up in a starbucks. While waiting for the coffee I noticed on the menu they advertised putting extra virgin olive oil in their coffee as a cool new option. Then I noticed in their merch they had a tiny fancy looking container you can buy that is simply extra virgin olive oil. The price wasn't on it so I assume it's overpriced. Now, I did host a post a while back asking about the way people like to take their coffee and I was surprised at the number of people who put oil in their coffee, but I never saw anyone comment anything about olive oil. But if extra virgin olive oil is yummy in coffee, will fancy oil really improve the experience that much? Not a rant, just perplexed

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[–] • 2 pts

You lost me at (((starbucks))).

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

indeed, I'm just got a plain coffee so my car wouldnt get the boot when I saw the olive oil thing. I'm just here to roast them for the new trend.

[–] • 2 pts

Oil in coffee? WTF? Butter is fine, but oil? What's the story with that?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Well, I have no idea. Some people were saying they love the creamy feeling of hot coffee with melted oil in it, but mostly if its been well blended like with a tool or something. But they were talking about coconut oil and other oils with health benefits. I have no fucking clue why people would want XV-Olive-Oil in their coffee, I was hoping someone would come out of the woodworks and explain that there is some benefit and give the hidden backstory on this. Otherwise it's just some more weird clown world business.

[–] • 2 pts

I mean olive oil is healthy, but this just sounds like some instakike influencer novelty crap.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

it does, feel bad for anyone who's been doing that for a while now

[–] • 1 pt

I've never heard anything about that. Olive oil is good and all, but it's not something that I would mix in coffee.

With all the flavour sucrose that they charge you for, it doesn't seem crazy that they would throw in olive oil also.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

yeah, I only get regular coffee with a lil milk and granulated sugar if I gotta get something from there. Thats what I asked for and she gave me a lukewarm coffee, she had one job!

[–] • 1 pt

Why do you give money to a jew-owned company that hates White people?

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

I wasn't thinking about it that hard too be honest, I just wanted a place to park and I got their cheapest coffee. Theres often a security guard looking at where people park and will put a boot on your vehicle if they see that you're using the wrong parking lot for the wrong building, which I've done in the past and had to pay the security guard 75$ to get the boot off. That happened to me while I was alone in a predominately black city once and my skin was crawling, I felt surrounded by apes who noticed that I was alone and stuck with a booted car (dropping a friend off at a greyhound bus station, not at a starbucks).

I wasn't familiar with that side of town, and it was heavy traffic. I didnt want to go back into traffic just to find a different parking spot in nearly the same location. Due to being a woman driver surrounded by a diverse community of niggers, spics, towel heads and angry people trying to get home at the end of the work day on roads not designed to handle that level of traffic due to GM sabotaging our transit system, I dont want to risk being on the roads more than I have to.

You do have a point though. Maybe next time I can just walk in and out and trick the security guard into thinking I had business in that building. Not every lot will boot your car, I could have gone, done my business and come back without anyone saying anything probably. I just hate risking the boot.

[–] • 1 pt

Always carry.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

i think i had channel locks in my pocket i was clutching while waiting for mister security to snatch my money and yoink the boot. He took his damn time. He seemed to really enjoy his job and didnt have a much better vibe than the cat calling scum asking if "that pussy wanted this big black dick." puke the pack followed me slightly to my truck. I kept my chin up and just walked like no one was watching. A gun would have made me feel alot better for sure.

[–] • 1 pt

The Olive Oil and the straight male baristas are the only thing “virgin” behind the counter at a Starbucks.

[–] • 0 pt

Solution: don't go to Starbucks. Everything in that place is corn syrup swill and goyslop.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Didnt want to say essentially the same thing over again so here is what i sent to someone else. Also, I got a coffee with only milk and regular sugar, not one of their fancy goyslop beverages.

I wasn't thinking about it that hard too be honest, I just wanted a place to park and I got their cheapest coffee. Theres often a security guard looking at where people park and will put a boot on your vehicle if they see that you're using the wrong parking lot for the wrong building, which I've done in the past and had to pay the security guard 75$ to get the boot off. That happened to me while I was alone in a predominately black city once and my skin was crawling, I felt surrounded by apes who noticed that I was alone and stuck with a booted car (dropping a friend off at a greyhound bus station, not at a starbucks).

I wasn't familiar with that side of town, and it was heavy traffic. I didnt want to go back into traffic just to find a different parking spot in nearly the same location. Due to being a woman driver surrounded by a diverse community of niggers, spics, towel heads and angry people trying to get home at the end of the work day on roads not designed to handle that level of traffic due to GM sabotaging our transit system, I dont want to risk being on the roads more than I have to.

You do have a point though. Maybe next time I can just walk in and out and trick the security guard into thinking I had business in that building. Not every lot will boot your car, I could have gone, done my business and come back without anyone saying anything probably. I just hate risking the boot.