Yall are fucked up funny
I'm not sure how this happened. at least I was appropriate and my mom is funny as hell
Only way to text mom is to hit 666
I don't know what that means
Look at your phone keypad
Is your cell phone from before 2004?
Whatcha doing on Tinder buddy?
Modern dating all around sucks. I was so happy being alone...
I get it...kinda. Bad relationship convinced me to stay single for a few years, I clearly made bad choices. Met my guy at work (I know, but he was quitting soon) last year...best fucker to happen to me.
Right on girl. I had a few awesome dates recently... Don't wanna get into it, but now I'm like, let's goooo!
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