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You guys.
Holy shit. So excited.

You guys. Holy shit. So excited.

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[–] 9 pts

Educate the child about White Power.

[–] 1 pt

Grats man. Wife is preg with 2nd here, a awesome feeling knowing you're doing the most important thing for your people

[–] 1 pt

Yep. Empower that kid. Make him love his family and make his own eventually.

Salut 🥂

[–] 4 pts (edited )

Congrats man. My one piece of advice is watch your woman closely for signs of postpartum depression afterwards and try to get help before it becomes a major issue. My wife’s problems are tearing our family apart. I don’t know anything about yours, but modern women are much more prone to mental problems than past generations.

But a child is the greatest blessing in the world. It took maybe six months or so for me to really feel it, but it is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me. Of course I loved him in the beginning, but the bond or connection you make as they start to become more aware is like nothing else in this world.

[–] 4 pts

Make sure the placenta gets encapsulated into pill form for your wife to take by someone experienced in doing it. There are all sorts of post partum health benefits. I would highly recommend going to a midwifery as well. They don't push vaccines and encourage a natural birth. Its a far less stressful environment for everyone involved.

[–] 0 pt

What in the ever-living-fuck are you talking about? That's a thing? Seriously just didn't know.

[–] 0 pt

Yea its weird. But it works. The midwife that delivered our daughter has delivered over 5000 babies and the encapsulated placenta takers typically have a significantly easier post partum.

[–] 2 pts

The hormonal phases last throughout breastfeeding, but they should do it for years. Formula is poison.

[–] 3 pts (edited )

Grats dude!

A list of things that helped me:

  • Obvious for this forum but if it's a boy definitely don't let them mutilate him. They won't let you mutilate him if you refuse the vitamin-K death vaccine anyway.
  • Figure out your pediatrician NOW, find one that is "vaccine-friendly" (means they won't force you to give your kid poison vaccines, dunno why they chose that terminology). This part is super annoying. Many doctors won't even take you as a patient unless you agree, before hand, to destroy your child's immune system and potentially cripple them for life with brain damage or even kill them. If you talk to any doctors that refuse to take you as a patient due to this, make sure to give them a one star on Joogle and state the reason.
  • Do not let them give the baby the Vitamin-K shot, it is a black-label shot which can cause instant death (due to polysorbate-80, mercury and aluminum) and is unnecessary. IMPORTANT: Also do not get the "preservative free" version, it's nearly as bad. Get the Bio-K-Mulsion (amazon.com) (not any other brand) vitamin K drops. Give 2x the dose on the day baby is born, and then the regular dose once per week after that for a month and you're good to go.
  • Do not let them give your kid any of the other (((vaccines))).
  • If you choose not to inject your baby with jew poison, you'll need to limit contact for the first 3-5 months until the immune system is built up.
  • If at all possible, have you wife/gf breastfeed. Formulas are mostly garbage. Avoid any formula that is not organic and any formula that has corn syrup as the first ingredient. If you must use formula, research the good brands or look for the home brew formula that you can make with goat's milk.
  • Breast feeding is going to suck for your wife/gf at first and she will want to quit and give formula. Don't let her. Our boy is bigger at 7 months than some formula fed 1-1.5 yos. Formula fed babies also have shit immune systems.
  • If you absolutely must use formula, try supplementing occasionally with donated breast milk from a donation center. It's expensive as fuck but even just a few bottles worth every month would be good for supplementing immune system.
  • Your wife/gf baby-birding food to your baby when he or she is around 5-6 months old both helps the baby learn to eat regular food and also helps strengthen their immune system. Apparently common in a lot of places but not really the West. I recommend it.
  • Figure out your crib and changing table situation now. Buy the diapers you will need (nb and 1, they usually come in a combo pack). Buy lots of wet wipes. Get a diaper bag and stroller. We got a stroller that is convertible and has a bassinet part as well as a car seat that attaches to it. Buy a few packs of receiving blankets.
  • Co-sleeping will make your wife/gf's life easier, I recommend it. You may feel the need to leave the baby in the crib to sleep for the first few weeks though until they get less fragile.
  • Get some teething toys, black and white baby books and the like now. Your baby will be trying to grab and eat everything. Our son didn't like pacifiers much after the first two months but he loves the teething "straws" made of silicone you can get online, because they're kind of like sucking on a finger.
  • Find a good White chiropractor. They can help your wife/gf before the birth and your wife/gf and your baby after the birth with adjustments. The adjustments for baby's palate are especially important, but they also help adjust them to help with digestion and stuff. Our son was noticeably less cranky after his visits and my wife noticed an improvement in feeding comfort as well.
[–] 1 pt

I'd add not to use perfumed bs to clean the kid. That includes wipes. Try to use water with cloth instead if possible. Look out for goatmilk or goatmilkpowder in case you want or need to substitute breastfeeding. It's said to be the closest to actual breast milk.

[–] 1 pt

>Breast feeding is going to suck for your wife/gf at first and she will want to quit and give formula

These are a godsend according to my Mrs https://silveretteusa.com/ US website but should be able to find a local supplier. Well worth the price. Don't get knockoff/ or make sure actual silver content is on par.

> Buy lots of wet wipes

Try also get reusable wipes when at home and just wash them keep costs low, same with nappies pro tip ;⁠-⁠)

> Co-sleeping will make your wife/gf's life easier.

Stay away from sleep training or whatever it's advertised as. We tried to go this route and it failed every time. Free consultations and paid. Be patient and understanding. We co-sleep now because nothing worked for us. Everyone/baby is different.

[–] 2 pts

Congratulations! Get some sleep now while you can, and take care of yourself, you're going to need all the energy you have for the next few years.

[–] 2 pts

Get sleep now is right. Get ready to be tired for the next few years.

[–] 2 pts

I am so happy for you.... dont do ultrasound it is very damaging for the fetus.

and if you want to know the gender, check yourself for being a fucking faggot.

[–] 2 pts

Congrats - the second part of your life will start with the birth of your first child. Be prepared to fall in love all over again, and the hardest for me: finally understanding WHY your parents did whatever it was they did that made you wonder WTF they may have been thinking. The retrospect aspect of having kids and then realizing parental things was really cool.

[–] 1 pt

Congrats! I dedicate my current beer to a healthy birth, and my next beer to your first fuck up, cause it's gonna happen.

[–] 1 pt

Congrats. As a member of Poal, your child will grow up with awareness.

[–] 1 pt

WOW! I didn't know anyone on poal reproduced!

Congratulations brother, and your lady. Spoil your wife cuz she's carrying your future. Be gentle and solicitous; expect lots of changes in her emotions and her physical needs.

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