You don't have real grocery stores only Walmarts and ridiculous overpriced local mom and pops and you like to ride your boats at night and just spin them around in circles like it's a jet ski. Who the fuck does that?

lmao me and ur life sucks. Imagine not owning a 'digestion assistance boat' to move ur fat ass around and make you poop?

wait wat?

There's a reason we set the Texas-Oklahoma border where we did...

Homosexual hotdog haulers, the lot of em.