One time on acid I showed up at Woodstock 99 looked at the front gate it looked and sounded like hell so I took the bus back to the parking lot and drove all the way back to South Jersey
I thought you were from England. The hell you doing here?
I've never been to England in my life. I think i said I'm a 100% Englishman shit I see how that sounds.
Oh. Okay. I'm a mixed fucker. German, English, Irish, Swiss, and Hungarian
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