"The bold" (shows man wearing huge fake boobs) "The brave" (the camera pans to the right to fully show a fat woman with short blue and purple hair in a bikini) "The winning team" (shows men dressed as women completely dominating against women in a variety of sports) "Take on modern day threats" (show reddit page with comments going on for days about the ballon that needs to be shot down because it is white) "With modern day solutions" (show a butch dyke with a controller in her hands, then a screen showing the sidewinder exploding on contact with the balloon, then back to the lezbo who pumps her fist and smiles, and completely ignores that they just passed off someone controlling a missile with an Xbox controller) "Join the Army" (show a bunch of wimps standing there who all cross their arms at once, and act tough like we're supposed to ignore what they look like and somehow be inspired to join)