After buying a home last year my cat got out . Haven't seen her in 15 months . My wife is looking at local adoption sites today and sees our cat . We had to pay the adoption fee , but its our cat and she remembers all of us . Anyway , didn't have anyone else to tell who would give a shit , and I guess yall don't either . Anyway , Merry Christmas cunts . Edit : My cat made it 5.2 miles as the crow flies - exactly in the direction of our old house . She has rsv , she's fine though , her name is Butters.