Can you imagine if this was available in soy? Then you could make Starbucks use it in your daily Mochafrappafuckstix. Now that would be heaven. A low fat, vegan, testosterone hating heaven.
Depending on the ingredient list and price, I'd be willing to buy it just to taste it. I bet it's horrific, but I'd offer it to my friends and say "hey you gotta taste this."
Fortunately, it's not real.
Sadly, I know. I don't think I've ever seen something advertised as thousands of calories per serving. Probably no worse for me than anything served at Taco Bell.
I can't remember the store, but there was some ice cream concoction dessert that had nearly all the calories for a day in it. Like 1600+ or something for a single-person unit.
I'll see if I can find that again.
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