I went furniture shopping and sat in one of those futuristic looking massage chairs as a goof because they are ugly as fuck.I’m pretty sure it had sex with me the air bags locked me in it tilted into the air the massage rollers went everywhere. I felt dirty when it was done and went home to take a shower but I’m sitting here now in my normal chair wishing it would touch me the same way.
So I’m definitely going to get a stupid looking space egg massage chair and put it right in my living room anyone have experience on what brand to get?
I went furniture shopping and sat in one of those futuristic looking massage chairs as a goof because they are ugly as fuck.I’m pretty sure it had sex with me the air bags locked me in it tilted into the air the massage rollers went everywhere. I felt dirty when it was done and went home to take a shower but I’m sitting here now in my normal chair wishing it would touch me the same way.
So I’m definitely going to get a stupid looking space egg massage chair and put it right in my living room anyone have experience on what brand to get?
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